So this one time, my brother Mike that I call Mooner for a reason, married a beautiful woman and a month ago they had a baby. Finally I got to meet McKall Rain Savio and I could not stop staring. I think she is the most beautiful baby I've ever seen. If you don't believe me, check out these pictures:
Do you see what I'm talking about? To be frank, I think most babies look like wrinkled slimy hairless wookies but this one is the exception. She's so beautiful and I can't believe my brother Mike is a dad. We went to Utah and I finally go to see her.
Grandaughterville. It's so funny to think of my mom being a grandma but it's so happy to see her surrounded by grandbabies. I need my mom and and my grandma. Everyone does. Liv loves my mom so much and I think she liked McKall. She should considering she will be a forced playmate at every family gathering from now until forever. It always helps when your cousins are actually cool.
Liv is no longer the grand attraction hogging all the grandchild glory and I am so glad she has some more cousins on the family tree. I still can't believe the baby Mike is holding is his own. Mike who got suspended for mooning the principal in jr. high. Mike my personal bodyguard and intimidated any boyfriend I had. Mike, the most stable loyal man in my life that I love more than any man on Earth besides Garrett. Mike has a baby and I think that baby is so lucky. It's such a new season of life. I love seeing it. I'm so proud of him and his beautiful wife Katie.