Sometimes life is hard. Super hard and you feel like Liv's face when you wake up. What can you do? I learned a lesson the other day from Liv. When she gets frustrated and is bored with toys and feels lame and no one gets her out of her bed when she wails, she just sucks her toe. It's her new coping strategy. I like it. So what do you do if your life sucks? Suck your toe. Duh.
Now for some of you new toe suckers, you may be a little befuddled at how to start. I'll give you a play by play tutorial so you can get the form.
Step one: Reach towards the toe of choice:
Step two: Pull toe towards mouth
Step Three: Open your mouth. Make sure there is no gum or food inside.
Step Four: Insert toe into mouth. Multiple toes may be more soothing if you are excessively raging. Make sure your toes are clean prior to insertion
Step 5: Relax and suck as long as necessary to release anger, frustration, depression, and general lameness. When someone tries to take a picture of you smiling do not do this face:
If you have any questions or comments or would like to add your own toe sucking pictures to this post, please contact Liv or her mother. We are available at home 24 hours a day (like Del Taco but better) due to being scared to drive on the unplowed West Virginia snowy road.
Hahahaha! That was awesome! Too funny! That would be a great trick to teach Kylee...I'm considering it.
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